So, I was in Sophomore year of that institution which is adequately described on all counts as "high", although not necessarily "school". And I loathed it with the burning passion of a thousand suns (except the Italian girl next to me in French class, she was okay
), and I said,
BUMP YOU, SCHOOL OF HIGH. So I took a test, played the system like a deck of cards, and now I'm in college, and the college is good. But this year's calculus class is rather a rehash of things I already know, but I'm in college now - I can do something 'bout that. So I sez to mah prof,
YO TEACH, I CAN HAZ CREDITS? I he sez to me,
WRITE ME CALCULUS PAPERS (with a few stipulations, of course). So I did, and I just finished the first of two. And if all goes well, I get drop my Tues/Thurs calc class and still get the 5.0 credits. Fo shizzle, yo.
DL the
paper. If you plagiarize it, well, all I can tell you is that
nobody loves you.
